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Ayesha
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Funny and Sexy SMS
An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:
I help move heavy loads

Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.

kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:16 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:18 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:19 am View user's profile Send private message
zaphar
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nice funny sms
Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:18 pm View user's profile Send private message
anilali
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........... Reply with quote
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:29 pm View user's profile Send private message
I K QAZI
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Ayesha wrote:
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN


And SHAITAN is jobless!!! Laughing Laughing
Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:01 pm View user's profile Send private message
coolashar
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nyc jokes
Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:18 am View user's profile Send private message
urfi67
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nice thread,,,keep sharing
Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:23 am View user's profile Send private message
kinguhde
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Ayesha wrote:
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN


good one Laughing

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downunda
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hahah tfs good one
Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:23 pm View user's profile Send private message
amber ali
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Very Happy Very Happy
Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:33 pm View user's profile Send private message
zain-ul-ahsan
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lolzz...nice very....keep it up !!!!
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Lazy Bones
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hahaha Reply with quote
nice joke
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hustler_ch
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According to a national survey, we come to following conclusion about 95% of GIRLS.....

1)Not trust worthy
2)Not pure & not virgin at time of marriage
3)Not sincere to husbands
4)Very cunning nature
5)Selfish
6)Vulgar but pose to be simple
7)Very bold but pose to be shy
8)Best in acting
9)Like devils on earth
10)Ready to deceive everytime
Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:18 pm View user's profile Send private message
mianazhar22
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all sms very good but my Reply with quote
An elephant falls in love with an ant, but their parents against merrage. Guss why..........................
Larkey key daant bahar hain
Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:04 pm View user's profile Send private message
waqass123
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goood
Ayesha wrote:
lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa
Razz
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song
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funny sms Reply with quote
hahahahaha....
thank you
Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:54 pm View user's profile Send private message
Aatish
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Ayesha wrote:
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
lol
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sahir23
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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forexleo
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza pa Reply with quote
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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eyebrown41
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Funny sms very good Reply with quote
funny sms and mms post very loughing i read

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yampire
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really funny joke guyz keep it going
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Maryam D.Hussain
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hahahaha.......funny sms........ Laughing Laughing Laughing
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