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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 975
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| Funny and Sexy SMS |
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An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
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kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:16 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 975
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lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:18 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 975
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:19 am |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 28
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nice funny sms
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| Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:18 pm |
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anilali
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 2
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| Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:29 pm |
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I K QAZI
Moderator
Joined: 03 Apr 2008
Posts: 12641
Location: Germany |
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN |
And SHAITAN is jobless!!! 
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| Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:01 pm |
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coolashar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
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nyc jokes
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:18 am |
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urfi67
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Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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nice thread,,,keep sharing
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:23 am |
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kinguhde
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Joined: 06 Jul 2008
Posts: 6824
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN |
good one
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:24 am |
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downunda
Pak Newbie
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
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hahah tfs good one
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| Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:23 pm |
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amber ali
5 Star Member
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 4285
Location: LONDON |
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| Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:33 pm |
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zain-ul-ahsan
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 142
Location: London |
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lolzz...nice very....keep it up !!!!
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| Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:38 pm |
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Lazy Bones
Pak Newbie
Joined: 10 Nov 2008
Posts: 7
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nice joke
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| Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:57 pm |
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hustler_ch
Pak Newbie
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 19
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According to a national survey, we come to following conclusion about 95% of GIRLS.....
1)Not trust worthy
2)Not pure & not virgin at time of marriage
3)Not sincere to husbands
4)Very cunning nature
5)Selfish
6)Vulgar but pose to be simple
7)Very bold but pose to be shy
8)Best in acting
9)Like devils on earth
10)Ready to deceive everytime
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| Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:18 pm |
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mianazhar22
Pak Newbie
Joined: 04 Aug 2010
Posts: 1
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An elephant falls in love with an ant, but their parents against merrage. Guss why..........................
Larkey key daant bahar hain
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| Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:04 pm |
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waqass123
Pak Newbie
Joined: 12 Aug 2010
Posts: 3
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goood
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lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa |
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| Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:04 pm |
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song
Full PK Member
Joined: 21 Aug 2010
Posts: 104
Location: lahore |
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| funny sms |
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hahahahaha....
thank you
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| Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:54 pm |
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Aatish
Forum Family Member
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 19000
Location: DXB ! |
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN |
lol
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| Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:03 pm |
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sahir23
Forum Family Member
Joined: 18 Feb 2009
Posts: 5817
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"Like All, Trust Few." |
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| Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:02 pm |
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forexleo
Full PK Member
Joined: 08 Sep 2011
Posts: 242
Location: Pakistan |
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| Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza pa |
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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| Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:40 pm |
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eyebrown41
Junior PK Member
Joined: 14 Jun 2012
Posts: 60
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| Funny sms very good |
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funny sms and mms post very loughing i read
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yampire
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Joined: 12 Jul 2012
Posts: 32
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really funny joke guyz keep it going
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| Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:28 pm |
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Maryam D.Hussain
Pak Newbie
Joined: 03 Nov 2012
Posts: 27
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hahahaha.......funny sms........
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