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Ayesha
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 773

Funny Adult SMS
Tumhary saath kia masla hai?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia, tumhari delivery report aa jati hai.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:16 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 773

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U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur everymovements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:17 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 773

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Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:18 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:19 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 773

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:20 am View user's profile Send private message
zaphar
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 28

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1st and last is very good
Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:15 pm View user's profile Send private message
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