Enjoy Different Types of Marketing .... ;))

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets.......
Laughing

_________________

Miss ge kiya baat hai chaa gai hein

_________________
In a day, when you don't come across any problems. you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.

Warm Regards,

Muhammad Qasim

nice miss.

_________________
Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

very nice but by the way what Marketing field you belong to??

DEAR MS.JAFRI JI, AAP NE JO KUCH BYAN KYA THIK HAI,

MAGARAAP NEY YE NAHEEN SUCHA KE (ALI61217)KA KYA HOGA WOH ABHI TAK UMID KI LINE MAIN HAI,AISSA NA HO KE IN BATOON KA UN PER ATHER

PADEY AUR WOH KAHEEN AUR BATHK NA JAEY(ZAMANA KHARAB HAI). Wink

_________________
MAKE EVERY DAY FRESH AND NEW,GO IN SEARCH OF KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE.!!!

6....7....8.....9 bohot pasand ayey
laikin keh nahin sakta
kiyonkeh phir yahan forumkey
yaar dost foran kahein gey............
KIYA AAP KEY SAATH YEH SAB KUCH HOA THA

to unkey liyey abhi sey jawab de raha hoon
keh merey saath aisa kuch nahin hoa tha

laikin phir bhi 6....7....8...9 bohot mazedar hein

good contribution

CHOR KI DADI MAIN THENKA.!!! Laughing

_________________
MAKE EVERY DAY FRESH AND NEW,GO IN SEARCH OF KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE.!!!

Juma bhai jo hota hai wohi hota hai

or zamana gharab hai to kiya hoa meray dost to gharab nahi hein.

_________________
In a day, when you don't come across any problems. you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.

Warm Regards,

Muhammad Qasim

	ali61217 wrote:
	Juma bhai jo hota hai wohi hota hai or zamana gharab hai to kiya hoa meray dost to gharab nahi hein.

1.gharab =gharib hai?(idon't understand)

2.main ne aap ko safe rakhne ka ishara kya hai.(dil dil hi hota hai.) majboor ho kar woh koch bhi kar sakta hai.

Rolling Eyes

_________________
MAKE EVERY DAY FRESH AND NEW,GO IN SEARCH OF KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE.!!!

jumakhan abdulkhaliq wrote:

	ali61217 wrote:
	Juma bhai jo hota hai wohi hota hai or zamana gharab hai to kiya hoa meray dost to gharab nahi hein.

1.gharab =gharib hai?(idon't understand)

2.main ne aap ko safe rakhne ka ishara kya hai.(dil dil hi hota hai.) majboor ho kar woh koch bhi kar sakta hai.

Rolling Eyes

sorry gharab nahi kharab
or meray dil nay jo karna tha woh kar liay ab house full ka board laga hai
Wink

_________________
In a day, when you don't come across any problems. you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.

Warm Regards,

Muhammad Qasim

Thanks ALI, King and Juma BHai.....
My pleasure k ap logon ko Post Pasand ai..

_________________

	ahmet2910 wrote:
	6....7....8.....9 bohot pasand ayey laikin keh nahin sakta kiyonkeh phir yahan forumkey yaar dost foran kahein gey............ KIYA AAP KEY SAATH YEH SAB KUCH HOA THA to unkey liyey abhi sey jawab de raha hoon keh merey saath aisa kuch nahin hoa tha laikin phir bhi 6....7....8...9 bohot mazedar hein good contribution

Thanks Dada ji.... Wink

_________________

	Miss jafri wrote:
	Thanks ALI, King and Juma BHai..... My pleasure k ap logon ko Post Pasand ai..

yeh baat nahi hai miss ge achi baat to sab ko pasand aati hai or phir aap nay to bohat khubsorti kay saath marketing ke types batai hein.
juma bhai kay kaam aa jain gi

_________________
In a day, when you don't come across any problems. you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.

Warm Regards,

Muhammad Qasim

Good miss gee

Miss jafri wrote:

	ahmet2910 wrote:
	6....7....8.....9 bohot pasand ayey laikin keh nahin sakta kiyonkeh phir yahan forumkey yaar dost foran kahein gey............ KIYA AAP KEY SAATH YEH SAB KUCH HOA THA to unkey liyey abhi sey jawab de raha hoon keh merey saath aisa kuch nahin hoa tha laikin phir bhi 6....7....8...9 bohot mazedar hein good contribution

Thanks Dada ji.... Wink

nice

Nice one

_________________
Live... Learn... Love... & Then... Leave With, A Legacy.

	ahmet2910 wrote:
	6....7....8.....9 bohot pasand ayey laikin keh nahin sakta kiyonkeh phir yahan forumkey yaar dost foran kahein gey............ KIYA AAP KEY SAATH YEH SAB KUCH HOA THA to unkey liyey abhi sey jawab de raha hoon keh merey saath aisa kuch nahin hoa tha laikin phir bhi 6....7....8...9 bohot mazedar hein good contribution

dada ji koi nhi ab bhi ap koi khaas buddhe nhi hui yeh sab ap ab bhi ker sakte ho lol JK

Na karo sis is omer mein hadiyan fix nahi hoti Wink

_________________
In a day, when you don't come across any problems. you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.

Warm Regards,

Muhammad Qasim