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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..
& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:03 am |
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Ayesha
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:04 am |
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Ayesha
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Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:06 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi.
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:11 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:12 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Mujhay Bas Itna Kehna Hai,
Kabhi Mein Yaad Aaoon To,
Kabhi Tanhai Ki Raatein,
Tumhain Ziada Sataein To,
Kabhi Titli Na Bolay To,
Aur Jugnoo Lout Jaye To,
Kabhi Jab Dil Bhi Bhar Jaye,
Koi Jab Sun Na Paye To,
Agar Sab Dost Sathi Bhi,
Jo Tum Say Rooth Jaaein To,
Kabhi Jab Khud Say Lar Lar Kar,
Thakan Say Choor Ho Jao,
Kabhi Chahtay Huay Bhi Khud,
Akelay RoNa Na ai To,
Apni Aankhon Ko Band Karna,
Mujhay Aawaz Day Dena,
Aur Phir Meray Tasawwur Say,
Jo Chaho Baatien Keh Dena,
Meray Kaandhay Pay Sar Rakh Kar
Tum Jitna Chaho Ro Lena,
Phir Khud Main Jab Lot Jao To,
Us Hi Duniya Chalay Jana,
Magar Bas Itna Kehna Hay,
Ke Jab Bhi Dukh Ya Khushiyon Main
Hamain Dil Say Pukaro Gai,
Hamain Tum Saath Pao Gai
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