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wishmaster
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Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM
Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.
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| Tue May 13, 2008 1:51 pm |
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Riya
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heheheheheeh
hehehehehe
heheheh
intresting 
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| Tue May 13, 2008 6:19 pm |
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Serenity
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hmmmmm...... smells like insult of girls
hehe....just joking....nice joke..thanks for sharing =)
And welcome to Forumpakistan =)
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"Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that...... who cares? He's a mile behind you & the shoes are yours"
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| Tue May 13, 2008 8:46 pm |
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harrishcl
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great story
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| Tue May 13, 2008 9:16 pm |
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Anni Ali
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lol...nice one....
thnx for sharing...
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| Wed May 14, 2008 1:38 am |
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wishmaster
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haey
no1 can insult galz if you really wanna live in this world
you know wot i mean 
lol
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hmmmmm...... smells like insult of girls
hehe....just joking....nice joke..thanks for sharing =)
And welcome to Forumpakistan =) |
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| Wed May 14, 2008 3:19 pm |
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Serenity
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lol, yup...you're absolutely right...thats a good thought! 
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haey
no1 can insult galz if you really wanna live in this world
you know wot i mean
lol
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hmmmmm...... smells like insult of girls
hehe....just joking....nice joke..thanks for sharing =)
And welcome to Forumpakistan =) |
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"Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that...... who cares? He's a mile behind you & the shoes are yours"
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| Wed May 14, 2008 6:23 pm |
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CyberDuck
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heheheheheeh
hehehehehe
heheheh
intresting |
lol waisay thats look like true
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| Sat May 17, 2008 9:18 am |
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CyberDuck
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lol, yup...you're absolutely right...thats a good thought!
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haey
no1 can insult galz if you really wanna live in this world
you know wot i mean
lol
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hmmmmm...... smells like insult of girls
hehe....just joking....nice joke..thanks for sharing =)
And welcome to Forumpakistan =) |
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loL what a great emotions
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Serenity
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lol, yup...you're absolutely right...thats a good thought!
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haey
no1 can insult galz if you really wanna live in this world
you know wot i mean
lol
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hmmmmm...... smells like insult of girls
hehe....just joking....nice joke..thanks for sharing =)
And welcome to Forumpakistan =) |
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loL what a great emotions |
 kya metlab?
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"Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that...... who cares? He's a mile behind you & the shoes are yours"
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| Sun May 18, 2008 10:16 pm |
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Anni Ali
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lol, yup...you're absolutely right...thats a good thought!
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haey
no1 can insult galz if you really wanna live in this world
you know wot i mean
lol
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hmmmmm...... smells like insult of girls
hehe....just joking....nice joke..thanks for sharing =)
And welcome to Forumpakistan =) |
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loL what a great emotions |
kya metlab? |
wow aap in ki bato kah meaning find kar rahi ho... 
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| Mon May 19, 2008 12:06 am |
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Serenity
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lol, yup...you're absolutely right...thats a good thought!
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haey
no1 can insult galz if you really wanna live in this world
you know wot i mean
lol
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hmmmmm...... smells like insult of girls
hehe....just joking....nice joke..thanks for sharing =)
And welcome to Forumpakistan =) |
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loL what a great emotions |
kya metlab? |
wow aap in ki bato kah meaning find kar rahi ho... |
mushkil hai..but i still want to know
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"Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that...... who cares? He's a mile behind you & the shoes are yours"
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| Mon May 19, 2008 7:15 pm |
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Anni Ali
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yaar in ki baaton kah meaning tou bus docs ko hi samajh ahta hai...
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| Mon May 19, 2008 8:36 pm |
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wishmaster
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yaar in ki baaton kah meaning tou bus docs ko hi samajh ahta hai... |
its mean you need a doc, so you can understand what we guys are talking about
lol
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| Tue May 20, 2008 1:42 pm |
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hknagra
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nice
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| Tue May 20, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Anni Ali
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yaar in ki baaton kah meaning tou bus docs ko hi samajh ahta hai... |
its mean you need a doc, so you can understand what we guys are talking about
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oh u wish i need one....actually me too old too get these kid jokes...
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| Wed May 21, 2008 12:57 am |
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hardsweetme
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great analysis.
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| Sat May 24, 2008 8:07 am |
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Anni Ali
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great analysis. |
excuse me... 
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| Sat May 24, 2008 8:08 am |
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hardsweetme
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great analysis. |
excuse me... |
kya hua  . yehi hota hey , even ghar key bahar telay sey sabzi lena ho to bhi kuch kaam makeup nahi hota . i see it with my eyes when i was in pakistan.  .
waisay thora bhauat male mey bhi yeh hai per 10-90 ratio.
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| Sat May 24, 2008 8:11 am |
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Anni Ali
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jee sure ...yeh only 10% gals hain sub asi nahin hotin...
aur kuch guys tou aaj kal more hota hain hair style and all tht stuff concern
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| Sat May 24, 2008 8:13 am |
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Riya
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heheheheheeh
hehehehehe
heheheh
intresting |
lol waisay thats look like true |
jab bazi palat jaey to kuch bhi ture ya fale nahi rehta hai
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| Sat May 24, 2008 1:43 pm |
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wishmaster
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yaar in ki baaton kah meaning tou bus docs ko hi samajh ahta hai... |
its mean you need a doc, so you can understand what we guys are talking about
lol |
oh u wish i need one....actually me too old too get these kid jokes... |
True
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| Sun May 25, 2008 1:11 pm |
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vamsiramanarao
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well said about the girls
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| Sun May 25, 2008 3:06 pm |
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ahsan890
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salam to all
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| Sun May 25, 2008 3:37 pm |
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Anni Ali
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yaar in ki baaton kah meaning tou bus docs ko hi samajh ahta hai... |
its mean you need a doc, so you can understand what we guys are talking about
lol |
oh u wish i need one....actually me too old too get these kid jokes... |
True |
i know i am always rite...aap abhi new ho nah thts y aap ko nahin pata...but jald hi pata chal je ga
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