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ash riz
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008
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How are a mouse and an old door alike?....... .....They both squeak.
How are false teeth like stars? ............. They come out at night.
How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?..... You will be close to the ceiling.
How do we know the ocean is friendly? .................. It waves.
How do you count cows? ..................... With a COWculator.
How do you get a mouse to smile?....................Say CHEESE.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? ................... Act like a nut.
How do you know that the cow jumped over the moon?............... Because of the Milky Way.
How do you make a lemon drop? ................. Just let it fall.
How do you talk to a giant? .................... Use big words.
How does a baseball player hold a bat?................. By its wings.
How does a dentist examine a crocodiles teeth?.................... Very carefully!
How many months have 28 days?..................... All of them.
How many successful jumps must a sky diver make before he graduates? ............ All of them.
How should you treat a baby goat? ....................Like a kid.
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Miss jafri
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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nice sharing..... 
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| Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:11 am |
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jumakhan abdulkhaliq
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Joined: 08 Mar 2008
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kya ye do alfaz bolne se demagh ki khedki khul jati hai ??
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Anni Ali
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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nahin but apprecation is necessary to motivate one
anyways nice shairng
thnx for sharing
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| Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:56 pm |
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jumakhan abdulkhaliq
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Joined: 08 Mar 2008
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THIS QUESTION IS ONLY FOR LADY.OR HOME WORKER. NOT FOR ALL FRIENDS.........IF YOU HAVE DEMAGH I'LL BRING ICE
CREAM FOR YOU THEN YOU DAMAGH LADAO.OK!!!!!CLOSE YOUR EYES AND WAIT 1 SECUND.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 DON'T LAUGH!!!!YE ASLI ICE CREAM HAI.
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Anni Ali
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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hehe nice pic
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kinguhde
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Joined: 06 Jul 2008
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nice ash riz
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musharaf.siraj
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Joined: 04 Aug 2008
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DON'T LAUGH!!!!YE ASLI ICE CREAM HAI. |
Khan gee lagda aay tusi iftari kar lae..........?
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| Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:36 am |
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jumakhan abdulkhaliq
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 08 Mar 2008
Posts: 2203
Location: kingdom of bahrain |
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jis ka demagh naheen hota us ko ice cream khana chaye,agar aap ki copdy khali naheen to damagh ladao..........
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