Forum Pakistan
New User? Register | Search | Memberlist | Log in
Forum Pakistan - Pakistani Forums
Pakistani forum, where you can discuss freely on all issues from khabrain, muqabaley, cricket, khail, film, dramay, shair shaery, safar, batein, muhabat kay qissay, warzish, sehat, rozee, akhbar, siasat, naukary ghar pyaar dokan aur karobar gupshup.
Watch TV OnlineLive RadioListen QuranAkhbarFree SMS PakistanResults OnlineUrdu Editor
Complaint CellUseful LinksJobsOnline GamesCheck EmailPromote usDonations
GEO News LiveDawn News Live TVExpress News
Shaadi Online
Ramazan Mubarak
Watch Musharraf Address Audio Video
Shaadi Online
Custody

 
Reply to topic    Forum Pakistan - Pakistani Forums Home » Jokes
Custody
Author Message
simexo
Pak Newbie


Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 7

Custody
Custody



The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West

Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce

in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she

had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of

them.

The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked

for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the

mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a

dollar in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to

me or the machine?"
Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:20 pm View user's profile Send private message
jumakhan abdulkhaliq
Senior Proud Pakistani
Senior Proud Pakistani


Joined: 08 Mar 2008
Posts: 1129
Location: kingdom of bahrain

Reply with quote
NICE STORY BUT NOT A JOKE >TRY AGAIN PLEASE.................

_________________
MAKE EVERY DAY FRESH AND NEW,GO IN SEARCH OF KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE.!!!
Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:48 am View user's profile Send private message AIM Address Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous:    
Reply to topic    Forum Pakistan - Pakistani Forums Home » Jokes All times are GMT + 5 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Urdu AdabIslam ForumAap Ka SheharNaukariPakistan VisaCricket Forum
PTV LiveGEO LiveLollywood MoviesBollywood MoviesHollywood MoviesPakistani Radio
GupshupPakistani MusicPakistani DramasPoetry ForumPakistan FashionPakistani Recipes
Pakistani Forum Copyright © ForumPakistan.com 2008
sitemap 1 2 3

Contact Us | Advertise | Report Abuse | FP Team | Disclaimer