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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???
Dad: no,
Dad :why do u ask,
son :Well !!!! where did u get mummy then
Dad ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:57 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of program activity from a
self-extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:58 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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Santa: What is the weather like ?
Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see.
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:59 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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IM A ROSE,YOU ARE MY THORNS,
CLUTCHING TO ME,PROTECTING ME.
IM THE SUN,YOU ARE MY RAYS,
HELPING ME TO SHINE AND TO BE ALL THAT I CAN.
IM A LAKE,YOU ARE MY WATER,
FILLING ME WITH IDEAS,DREAMS AND HOPES FOR THE FUTURE.
IM A TREE,YOU ARE MY LEAVES,
SHARING WHO AND WHAT I AM
AND BECOMING AN IMPORTENT PART OF MY LIFE.
IM A HEART,YOU ARE MY BEAT,
BEATING RHYTHMICALLY TO MY HAPPINESS,
MY FEAR,MY SADNESS,MY EXCITEMENT.
IM ME,AND YOU ARE WITH ME,
TO SHARE ALL THAT IM,
TO SHARE LIFE,LOVE,HAPPINESS.
ALWAYS
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:01 am |
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superdsc
Pak Newbie
Joined: 02 Feb 2008
Posts: 4
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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!
Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!
Source: Funny SMS Forum
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umair_k2007
Pak Newbie
Joined: 04 Nov 2007
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bohat achi sharing hai zabardast
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| Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:26 pm |
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xxxmaster
Pak Newbie
Joined: 08 May 2008
Posts: 3
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hey ayesha ur jockes were execelent . i d like 2 make friendship wth u . if u agree just give me a miss cal on ths number
009746936856
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| Thu May 08, 2008 9:17 pm |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 28
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good jokes keep it up
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