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Anger management
ANGER MANAGEMENT
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> > Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
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> > Wife: I use your toothbrush. Laughing
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oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......

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oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

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silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink

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silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing

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Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain


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silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing

Aamin........ Wink

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DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing


I Think DreamOOO Will Be Like This With His Wife >>>> Future Wife Wink

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uffffffff.. yhe kesi biwi hai--very bad Very Happy

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silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


kahi aap ney kabhi use to nahi kya Wink ghusay mey.

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silktouch wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing

Aamin........ Wink


Lol...suma ameen!!!

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Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain


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loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing


I Think DreamOOO Will Be Like This With His Wife >>>> Future Wife Wink



Hmmm aap tension na lain!!!!

I will find good n indulgent gal for me Laughing Laughing

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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain


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DreamzZ wrote:
loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing


I Think DreamOOO Will Be Like This With His Wife >>>> Future Wife Wink



Hmmm aap tension na lain!!!!

I will find good n indulgent gal for me Laughing Laughing


I Dont Think That She Will Be Intelegent Girl Laughing Laughing

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Laughing funny

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loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing


I Think DreamOOO Will Be Like This With His Wife >>>> Future Wife Wink



Hmmm aap tension na lain!!!!

I will find good n indulgent gal for me Laughing Laughing


I Dont Think That She Will Be Intelegent Girl Laughing Laughing


It means she would be similar to you Wink

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hardsweetme wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


kahi aap ney kabhi use to nahi kya Wink ghusay mey.


I mean it Laughing Laughing Laughing

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It means she would be similar to you Wink



Tuba Confused
NOOOOOOOO
She IS Not Confused
Iam Intelegent Cool

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loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing


I Think DreamOOO Will Be Like This With His Wife >>>> Future Wife Wink



Hmmm aap tension na lain!!!!

I will find good n indulgent gal for me Laughing Laughing


I Dont Think That She Will Be Intelegent Girl Laughing Laughing


Dont be jealous now Laughing Laughing

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Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain


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loje wrote:
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It means she would be similar to you Wink



Tuba Confused
NOOOOOOOO
She IS Not Confused
Iam Intelegent Cool


Laughing

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DreamzZ wrote:
loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing


I Think DreamOOO Will Be Like This With His Wife >>>> Future Wife Wink



Hmmm aap tension na lain!!!!

I will find good n indulgent gal for me Laughing Laughing


I Dont Think That She Will Be Intelegent Girl Laughing Laughing


Dont be jealous now Laughing Laughing


No Iam Not Laughing Laughing

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shakeelmscw wrote:
loje wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:


It means she would be similar to you Wink



Tuba Confused
NOOOOOOOO
She IS Not Confused
Iam Intelegent Cool


Laughing



Shakeel Bhai
You Have A Great Smile Keep It Up Laughing

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hardsweetme wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


kahi aap ney kabhi use to nahi kya Wink ghusay mey.

CHHEEEEEEE....aap kaise yeh baat soach sakte hain....... Shocked Shocked Shocked

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shakeelmscw wrote:
hardsweetme wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


kahi aap ney kabhi use to nahi kya Wink ghusay mey.


I mean it Laughing Laughing Laughing
chheeee......yeh aap apne ghrelu tajerbe.....dooseron pe apply na kiya kerain...... Wink

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loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
loje wrote:
DreamzZ wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


Allah Hee rahm kary ur hubby per Embarassed Laughing


I Think DreamOOO Will Be Like This With His Wife >>>> Future Wife Wink



Hmmm aap tension na lain!!!!

I will find good n indulgent gal for me Laughing Laughing


I Dont Think That She Will Be Intelegent Girl Laughing Laughing


Dont be jealous now Laughing Laughing


No Iam Not Laughing Laughing


Ya looks like dont pretend to be good now!!! i kno ur not!!!! Laughing Laughing

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Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain


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silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
hardsweetme wrote:
silktouch wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:
silktouch wrote:
oh no.......hehehehehehehehe......


Silk app ko lagta hai bahout passand ayaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing

koee shak....... Wink


kahi aap ney kabhi use to nahi kya Wink ghusay mey.


I mean it